we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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