I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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