I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
My penis needs a shock collar
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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