i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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