the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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