coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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