only if we run a train.
done.
In America we eat man semen.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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