I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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