We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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