4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
