I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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