SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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