Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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