If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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