Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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