I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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