Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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