SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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