found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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