Where are you?
In a non slutty way
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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