You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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