i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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