You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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