its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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