i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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