Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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