Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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