if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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