For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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