I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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