My pussy is not your playground.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
