How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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