So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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