Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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