this boner is exhausting
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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