I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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