We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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