his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Sorry my hands just texted you
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
