so explain again why im purple
no
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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