Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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