Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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