"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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