He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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