You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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