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I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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