It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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