I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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