The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
