i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
