your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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