I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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