fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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